A kick in the butt

 So obviously, I stalled on streaking, again...

It was probably silly to start the streak the week I was getting my first Covid-19 vaccination, but I'm an eternal optimist, right? Anyway, I let that derail me mostly out of anxiety more than any actual side effects or inability to sit down and write. That's a relief in that I had no discernable side effects other than fatigue, but it's a disappointment that I continue to let life dictate and derail my writing.

I've come to realize that my entire life is governed by emotional responses to what might happen. Rather than being resolute, I make a lot of decisions based on my own projections and fears. Rather than take control, I worry and let the endless possible bad outcomes alter my thinking and actions. In writing, that's called critical voice, but the truth is, we all have a little nagging voice that worries and tries to keep us safe. 

What if it's hot? What if I fail? What if I die? 

That voice in our head is there for a reason, and the reason is, our brain prefers as little stress as possible. It guides us towards the path of least resistance if we let it. Unfortunately, that voice is in direct opposition to our own growth potential as humans. If we listen to it too much, we stop growing entirely.

Yeah, I listen to it way too much.

Despite that, though, I keep coming back and trying. 

I signed up for a workshop with a writer I admire, Dean Wesley Smith, about a month ago, and just completed the week three coursework. The workshop has definitely made me think about why I have so much trouble staying consistent with writing, and has made me realize that there are many more ways for the Critical Voice inside me to keep me out of the writing chair and full of worry and doubt than I could have imagined. In essence, what people call writer's block is just their critical voice being hyperactive, an winning the battle against actually writing. I even see now why folks like George R. Martin and Patrick Rothfuss have had a terrible time finishing (starting?) the books that everyone is waiting for!

Anyway, the workshop, combined with my recent entry to the NYCMidnight Short Story Contest, helped me see something clearly - I write well under pressure, which is to say, with a deadline. I don't mean the quality of my writing improves. What I mean is, I have an easier time getting in the chair when I'm under the influence of some outside accountability. In the case of the Contest, I had clear deadlines, and I met them. Just like handing in my homework, I always found ways to make the time to do the work and get it in on time.

So, I decided to take matters out of my own hands and signed up for three distinct challenge workshops that happen to coincide with what I want out of my writing for the next twelve months. Starting in May, I've signed up for both the Great Short Story Challenge and the Great Novel Challenge over at WMG Publishing. Then, in June, I signed up for the Great Publishing Challenge.

What does all that mean?

Every week, I have to write a short story and turn it in by Sunday at midnight.

Every two months, I have to write a novel and turn it in by the end of the second month.

And, starting in June, every month I have to publish something, either a novel, or a collection of five or more short stories, and send in the link. In addition, I get better rewards if I send in a print copy of the book, which I plan on doing once I figure out how.

So basically, for the next twelve months, I have to act the part of a professional writer. I have to write a lot, I have to learn how to publish what I write (formatting, covers, sales copy, learning copyright, learning how to get my books in online stores, learning how to get my books in print and into book stores, etc.), and I have to learn how not to stop. Ever.

The reward for that is a lifetime subscription to pretty much every course WMG publishing offers, which is a lot and a huge continuing education for any writer. 

But the bigger reward is that at the end of the twelve month period, I'll have written at least 52 short stories, at least six novels, and published at least twelve books. I plan on publishing everything, and hopefully writing even more than that, but even if all I do is meet the bare minimums, I'll have had an incredibly productive year as a writer, have a ton of my work out in the word and for sale earning money, and will have learned more in twelve months than I have in the last forty years about writing for a living.

All while keeping my day job.

It's going to be tough, but I know it will be worth it.

Alright, breakfast is getting cold.

See you tomorrow.

Quick streak update before bed

 Good evening. Just a short entry to follow up on this morning's goal setting. I had a drag of a day at work, came home tired, had some dinner, watched some of the Yankee game, and thought the whole time about the writing streak. Finally, at just after 9 p.m., I sat down, opened up my laptop, put on my headphones, and started writing the new story. An hour later, I have just over 1100 words done and am on my way.

So the streak stands at 2 days of writing, 2 days of blogging. Technically, I've written creatively four days in a row now, since I wrote the contest story Friday night and wrote the first assignment for the Killing the Critical Voice class I'm taking with dean Wesley Smith, but that wasn't really a story, so I won't count it as a streak from Friday. Two days.

It's a start.

See you tomorrow.

A morning blog for a change - time to get streaky!

I'm sitting here at the writing desk thinking about the short story I want to start, and I'm struggling. My brain is telling me to relax and read this morning, and save the writing for tonight after work. It's an age-old struggle, man versus himself, and this morning my procrastination voice is particularly strong. 

I'd guess that's because I spent three hours last night writing the contest story, and my "free time" monitor is going haywire. There's this part of my brain that resents anything that resembles work when I'm on my own time. It's a terrible influence on me, and if I let it get the best of me it will be three months before I know what happened and I'll be back here posting another restart blog. I'm tired of doing that, so instead of giving in to the lazy bastard that lives in my brain, I figured I'd jump on a different task - blogging.

I very much want to start both a blogging streak and a creative writing streak. Yesterday would be day one for both, so I'm going to openly setting my goal here.

Goal: Starting yesterday, I will write and post a blog every day, write at least 1000 words creatively every day, and count the streak for both.

There, goal set. I'll use the blog to record the streak and keep myself accountable. I've tried this before, but that doesn't mean I shouldn't try again. Try, try, until you succeed, right?

Meanwhile, I have a whole new critical voice issue to deal with - submitting for publication, or just publishing stuff myself.

I'm actually writing and finishing stories, and I'm not feeling the need to edit them to death, which is good. I've taken to what Dean Wesley Smith and others call "cycling," which means going back through your writing as you write it and making small corrections and adjustments. Here's how that works.

I'll write until I start to feel fatigued. Now, in the past, that would mean I'd be done for the day, but the contest has me on deadlines, so that wasn't possible. Turns out, that's a good thing. Instead of walking away and doing something else, I take a short break, refresh whatever I'm drinking, and then go back to read the last session's writing, usually about a thousand words, maybe a little more. I fix typos, maybe adjust a sentence or two that doesn't sound right, and within ten minutes or less I'm back to where I left off and ready to resume writing another thousand words or so.

It's a good feeling, and when I'm done with a story, the copy is very clean. I do go back over the whole thing once more, mostly for typos. Last night, the contest story took me about a half hour to do the final run  through, but that was because I had to cut 200 words. Normally, it seems to take me about twice my normal reading speed, so no more than ten minutes per thousand words.

For whatever it's worth, the cutting was not a good feeling, but it probably made the story stronger. Because I was writing to a word limit, there was stuff in the first half of the story that I wanted to use in the second half, but word count limitations dictated otherwise, so most of the words that I cut were things that ended up not being important to the final version. Without the word count limit, it's hard to say if cutting those words would have made sense. There were probably a few spots where I could have tightened up the sentences, but because I felt the word limit crunch towards the end of the story, I left out a lot and stayed strictly on a single conflict resolution. 

I suppose in a short story, narrowing the scope makes the story stronger. It's good practice, and maybe that's why so many writers start learning the craft with short fiction. Being able to only write what is pertinent to the story is a skill in an of itself, and one more easily learned through short fiction, I'd guess.

Anyway, the point is, I'm doing a better job following Heinlein's Rules 2 & 3, "You must finish what you write," and, "You must not edit except to editorial order." I never liked line edits much, anyway. I always prefer to write it well the first time and then cut for clarity, but some old college writing courses had me thinking a line-by-line edit was the most important part of writing the story. There are plenty of authors who spend years editing a single novel. 

No thanks. That's not fun, nor do I feel like it's necessary if you are trying to write well from the get go. If anything, cutting the story down last night felt like I was trying to make it sound like someone else had written it. I was removing parts of what make the story sound like I wrote it, which is to say I was removing my voice in spots purely to meet word count. 

That's probably a bit of an exaggeration, but imagine if you spent twice as much time editing something as you did writing it! You'd be trying to make it so clean that any shred of your voice would be gone almost entirely, which might leave a decent story, but it would sound like anyone could have written it. No thanks. I enjoy the authors I enjoy not because of the plot or even the resolutions they have, but because of the way they develop their characters and the way their writing feels and sounds. You know when you are reading Stephen King or Dean Wesley Smith or J.R.R. Tolkien because they have distinct styles, and editing a story to be "clean" can remove much of that style. I'll pass.

Granted, my style is still developing. I need to focus on Heinlein's Rule #1: "You must write." That's what the streak goal I set today is for. But I also have to start working on Rules # 4 & 5: "You must put your work on the market," and, "You must keep it on the market until it sells."

But first, let me get through a seven day writing and blogging streak. Once that is done, this weekend I will sort out my submission and publication process.

Well, I'm awake now. Time for some coffee and breakfast, followed by a shower. At that point, I'll have an hour or so before I have to leave for work, nd I'll sit down and start this short story that I've false started more times than I can count. By tomorrow, I hope to have the story written and out of my system at last.

Have a good day. See you later.

Another story done and submitted

 All in all, this has been a good start to the year. Tonight I wrote another short story, this one for round two of the NYCMidnight Short Story Contest 2021. I had to cut about 200 words to get in under the 2000 word limit, but I always write long, so cutting 10% wasn't too difficult. I liked the story, which means I enjoyed writing it. I have no idea if its "good" or not, and I'm learning that's okay. 

One of the nice things about short stories in this word count range is that I can write them in one sitting, which leaves me almost no time to worry that they suck and sabotage myself. I'm on a ride for two or three hours and its just fun, and when its done I submit it and forget about it.

For example, when I got the feedback for the round one story last week, I was confused at first because I didn't remember the names of the characters in my story, and the feedback mentioned all of them by name. It took me a few minutes to recall enough of the story for the feedback to be meaningful. That might sound weird, but try to think of what you ate for lunch three months ago. It's almost impossible, assuming you eat something different most days. Writing a story works the same way.

Now, as I mentioned a couple of days ago, I wanted to use this as a kick in the ass to start a new writing streak. Thus, tomorrow morning, I start a new story. I plan to write this story in two days, so my deadline is Tuesday night. Then, on Wednesday, I'm starting a novella that I plan to complete by the end of the month.

Yes, I'm asking a lot of myself. But honestly, I have to shit or get off the pot. If I come in a little late, well, that's not ideal, but its fine as long as I finish the stories and submit or publish them.

Time to unwind with a good book. Early wakeup tomorrow. Have a good one.

Rabbit holes and the eventual resurfacing

Hello, folks. I've been down a couple of rabbit holes the past two months, one for RPGs and another for baseball. Both have involved some writing, but it's pretty normal for me to have writing spurts and then take off on tangents. I'd like to get a regular writing habit, but I always find things to distract me from the task.

You may recall that, back at the end of January, I entered the NYCMidnight short story contest. I had a week to write a 2500 word story to three prompts and submit it for judging. Well, those results just came back, and I'm on to round two! I came in third in my group in round one, and received very favorable feedback. So, tonight at midnight, I'll be give another assignment, but this time I have to write a 2000 word short story in three days! That's not all that bad, really, as I tend to write a pretty clean copy from the get go. I figure I'll wake up in the morning, get my prompts, and take the day to let the story come to me and evolve. Then, on Saturday morning, I'll bang it out and submit it. 

Meanwhile, I decided to address the root of my writing pattern problem. I have written in short spurts for years, and always have trouble finishing longer works, like novels. I always talk myself out of going on after a week or less, and usually because I'm struggling with whether or not the writing is good, or if I'm doing it the right way, or some other thing has distracted me and I've happily let myself enjoy that distraction because I don't want to deal with the negative voice in my head. 

Well, that voice is called the critical voice, and its a dick.

So I signed up for a workshop with Dean Wesley Smith called Killing the Critical Voice. I'm enjoying the first week. I've watched all the videos for this week's introductory lesson, and have my assignment, which I plan to wake up early tomorrow and complete before work. The workshop is a six week program, and I hope that by the end of it, I'll have the tools I need to get out of this two decade long habitual rut and launch myself into a daily writing habit.

Its already paying dividends in terms of my attitude. I took some time today to sketch out a preliminary productivity schedule for the rest of the month and the next twelve months. Lots of great writing ideas that I finally need to sit down and execute. It will all come down to following Heinlein's Rules of Writing and getting my work out there for public consumption. If I can get into a daily habit, stick to my deadlines, and keep on rolling come hell or high water, the next twelve months will be incredibly productive. And this is coming off my best writing year by far.

Long story short, I'm still here, I'm still committed, and I'm trying to learn to come at things a different way. The only way to get new results is to change the approach and method, right?

And yes, I'm trying to get into a nightly blogging routine. If I can just remember what is important and make sure to put it first, then everything else will be so much easier. So, that said, I'll see you tomorrow.

Another story done!

 I ended up being completely unproductive yesterday. I spent most of the day on the couch watching T.V. and watching the snow begin to accumulate. Today was more of the same, but that little voice in the back of my mind kept reminding me all day that it was February 1st and I wanted to start a new writing and blogging streak today. I ignored it, not sure why, right up until I took a shower and got a message from my boss that we would have a delayed opening tomorrow. I guess some part of my mind was waiting to put that piece of business to rest, because as soon as I had that information, I felt like I was able to relax and sit down and write.

I had no idea what I was going to write about, but as soon as I was in the chair with the headphones on and the music cranked, Word open in front of me, I had a scene to start with and began writing. Almost two hours later, I had another finished story.

Meg read this one as soon as I was done. It made her cry. I'll take that as a win.

So what am I going to do with these stories?

Well, the story for the contest is in limbo until the judging is done, but the nice thing is I own the rights regardless of the outcome. I have to review the contest rules again, but as long as everything is the way I think it is, I'll probably submit that if I can find a market, or publish it myself.

This other story is very different from the first, and I'll probably send it in to a couple of places and see what happens. Honestly, as much as the submission and publication is a part of the process, right now I need to focus on the writing.

February goal is simple. Write and blog every day. At least 2000 words of new fiction and at least one blog entry, however long. Ideally, I'd like to write at least one short story a week and work on finishing a novel this month.

Tomorrow is going to be another weird day. At least, we will have a delayed opening. It is still possible, as snow continues to accumulate outside, that they will decide to close us entirely. I'm going to assume that won't happen. Therefore, the morning is going to be shoveling and getting ready for work. That leaves the evening for writing. 

I think I'm going to go watch an episode of Preacher before I head to bed. I'm on Season 4, Episode 5, so trying to wrap that up.

Hope you had a good Monday. See you tomorrow.

I finished a story

This past week has been difficult, and I should have seen it coming, but it came from a direction I habitually ignore - the weather.

I don't usually check the weather, because most of the time it doesn't matter or change much. It rains, or it doesn't. It's chilly, or slightly warmer than normal. Either way, it rarely affects my day, and when something like a snowstorm is coming, I have Meg to let me know to watch out. She is a weather watcher, and is very concerned about the daily developments, so I know if something big is going to happen soon, I'll hear about it. What I forget, though, is what truly cold weather does to me. 

Psoriasis and temperatures below freezing don't mix. Combined with blown hot air that we use for heat in the car, my job, and here at home, and I get very tight, dry skin that exacerbates my psoriasis to the point that my skin tears every time I move. Yes, tears, as in rips. We aren't talking bloody wounds, thank god, but we are talking about taking the top layer of skin that has settled into psoriatic flaking and literally ripping it apart. It hurts like a son of a bitch! 

Then, when I shower, the salt from my skin washes into a million micro cuts, which is exactly what it sounds like - pouring salt into a wound. But the shower is necessary so I can moisturize, which is a whole new round of excruciating pain, which last for about twenty minutes after I apply the moisturizer.. At that point I become human again, and can resume regular activity with only mild constant discomfort. 

I am, however, exhausted from the pain, and at that point all I want to do is relax and sleep.

Now, you may recall that I signed up for a short story competition, deadline yesterday. Well, I'm a pretty good procrastinator normally, and was planning around that character trait. I had reserved Thursday and Friday night to actually sit down and write the story. I had the story almost fully realized in my brain, which is nice, and each day waking up brought me new insight into what I had planned. Also nice.

Those two nights were entirely taken up by pain. Not nice.

Now, I could have pushed through, sat my butt down and written the damn thing, but it's very hard to force yourself to creativity under normal circumstances. I didn't even try under those. So it came down to Saturday afternoon, when I had a seven hour window between getting home from work and our Saturday night D&D game, run by the friend who introduced me to the short story competition in the first place. 

The story was capped at 2500 words, which is normally a problem for me, as I tend to write long and then have to cut down a lot to make word limits, but I thought I had  pretty good story for the scope I was aiming for. So I woke up Saturday and went to work, knowing I had plenty of time that afternoon, that the whole story would take me 3-4 hours to write.

Man, don't tell my brain it has extra time.

I got out of work a little late, got home, fed the puppy, and decided to take a nap on the couch. I woke up when Meg got home, around 2:30, and was groggy as all get out. One little asshole part of my brain was like, 'Man, no way you're gonna get this done, and it's not gonna come out the way you want anyway, so play a video game." 

I told that guy to go fuck himself, asked Meg to make me a cup of tea (it tastes better when she makes it. Yes, I know it's boiled water and a tea bag. Trust me, it tastes better.), and sat my butt down in the writing chair to get to work. I put on the local classic rock station, Q104.3, on iHeartRadio, and slipped my headphones on with the volume cranked, and started typing.

After about ninety minutes I had reached the 1500 word mark and knew I was going long. I took a break and walked around, and then I made another mistake. I asked Meg if I could read her what I had so far. Now, I was enjoying writing the story, and part of me knew that it wasn't up her alley in a big way, but I still had that little voice in my head that wanted encouragement, an I gave into it. She even told me no, keep writing, but I more or less insisted. 

Well, I enjoyed reading it to her, and it actually helped me see a couple of things clearly. That turned out to be a good thing. What sucked was when I turned around and saw her face. I mean, about 2/3rds of the way through she was playing with the dogs, so I knew I'd already lost her interest, but the look on her face at the end was crushing. Even though I knew before I started that she wouldn't like it, a part of me hoped she would. I was wrong. 

I walked to the kitchen as she stammered for words to explain. I said, "It's okay. Tell me." She said, "I like your voices." "Okay, but..." "Yeah, um, I guess it's....boring...." "Oh. Really?" "Yeah." "Huh. Okay. Thanks." 

So that sucked, but I kind of laughed it off. I was very into the story at that moment, and reading it out loud got me further into where I needed to be. I sat down and got back to work.

Two hours later, I finished. 

I had cycled back to the beginning a few times to make changes as the ending became clearer. It's a weird thing, but stories never come out on paper the way they originally appear in your head. Something happens during the writing process, and all the stuff in your head gets pushed aside as the story starts to tell itself. It's moments like that when I recall Stephen King describing writing as 'unearthing a fossil' that I really appreciate that image. You can't make this stuff up. It just comes to you, if you let it. 

That's why I don't like outlines. They force you to write to your original, made up, image. I believe that makes you less true to the idea, to the story your brain really wants to tell. An outline prevents you from getting out of your own way. It's also a barrier to the fun of writing, because the exploration of the idea and the realization of what's happening as you write, as it literally comes to you from apparently nowhere, is the fucking rush, man. It's where the good stuff is.

Of course, I had to go back and take about 200 words of the good stuff out to make the word count, but that's fine. 

So yeah, I wrote a story and submitted it to the contest. Now I wait. I think the judging takes place over the next two months, and the second round, should I be in the top 5 in my group, is in April. So I'll see what happens.

But yeah, fuck that. I'm not waiting. I woke up this morning with a couple of other ideas in my head competing for space, and I've been trying for two and a half months to get my groove back. So, I figure I'll write another short story today, and set some goals for February. I'll let you know how it goes before I hit the sack tonight.

Have a great Sunday. Thanks for reading. Comments welcome, as always.

See you tonight.

Trouble getting off the blocks and a writing contest entry

I haven't been able to get myself to sit down and start writing. That's nothing new, and the major problem that has plagued me for as long as I've wanted to write. I have a lack of discipline in general, an writing in particular, and I've never handled the stresses that life throws at all of us very well. My typical response to stressful input is to go find something fun to do, which usually results in me playing a video or board game, watching a movie, or finding someone to do one of those things with. 

Even reading has become a thing I have to be disciplined about. There are so many available options for entertainment that if I'm not paying attention, I can easily go a week or more without picking up a book or my kindle. Fortunately, with reading I've built a habit of doing it every night before bed, even if I'm dead tired. It is very rare that I skip reading for at least five or ten minutes before falling asleep, often with book in hand.

I have yet to build that habit with writing. I get on small streaks, like the one you saw late last year, and then something happens and I go into full shutdown mode. Part of it is definitely the stress that occurs and my habitual response of seeking comfort and fun. Writing, you see, is still in the "work" category in my brain, even though I enjoy doing it. It is not a default activity for stress relief, nor a routine daily activity. It falls by the wayside and low on my pleasure center's priority list as soon as the slightest disturbance in the force occurs.

This time it was the puppy in November, then the holidays, then the election, which stressed me more than I was aware of. I spent a lot of time paying attention to news and social media, not to mention energy, which is something I almost never do. Then it was work stress, and finally a job change. I think I mentioned it last blog, but I went back to my old job this week, just to get some stability back and alleviate some of the stress I was feeling. That's ironic, considering my old (and new) job was always one of my stressors, but sometimes you need a little time away to realize what you have and what you are missing.

The truth is, my biggest stress is not writing. I think about it every day, even when I'm so far away from it that it seems like I might never write again, and it bothers me. It hurts my soul.

I watched the Netflix movie, "Sylvie's Love," with Meg the other night, and there's a scene where they are talking about life and the choices we make. The boy in the story, Robert, describes how he made a decision after his mother died. He says, "It made me realize that life's too short to waste time on things you don't absolutely love." Sylvie responds, "But how do you know? If you love something absolutely, I mean?" Robert thinks for a moment, then answers, "I don't know. I guess when it's the only thing that matters."

That's a damn good answer, and the best way I've ever heard to describe how I feel about writing. It's the only thing that matters, and has been for a very long time.

I have to continue to eliminate distractions, the games and movies and comforts that I seek, and continue to drive towards a life of writing, reading, and loving what I do. This is not about people, or spending time with Meg, with friends an family. Those are important things that I will never eliminate. But I have to build a writing habit, have to make it a priority, and I need to put everything else away until I do. It's not easy. It's like taking a child's security blanket away. My brain tells me it doesn't want me to, that it hurts, that I'll have no way to cope with stress. But I will. It just won't be what I've always done. It will be what I've always wanted to do.

In an effort to actually move in the direction of writing and get unstuck, so to speak, I've signed up for the NYC Midnight Short Story Challenge 2021 on nycmidnight.com. It starts tonight at 11:59 p.m. Each participating writer is assigned a genre, subject, and character, and has eight days to write an original short story of up to 2500 words. Each group of writers (I don' know how many are in each group) will be judged, and the top five will be chosen to move on to round two, where they will write another, slightly shorter, story. There are a total of four rounds if you make it all the way through. I figure this is a good way to get myself moving with an actual assignment and deadline, not to mention a random three part writing prompt. 

I won't start at midnight. There's no way I'll be awake. I'll wake up tomorrow morning as normal, check my email to get my prompts, and go from there. At the latest, I'll start Sunday morning, after a full day of letting my brain play with the ideas.

That's a story in a week. The week after, contest or no, I'll write another. And so on. That's the plan. Now please excuse me while I get another cup of coffee and put away some more of these distracting toys.

See you tomorrow.

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Sorry for the length today. That tends to happen when I need to work my way through something. Thanks for listening.

Sunday morning - deadlines and deliveries

I haven't done much of anything since my last blog several days ago, except work, prepare for another work transition, and think too damn much. The thinking thing is a definite curse, and one I have got to learn to overcome before I think myself to death. In thinking is a paralysis of action, and inaction is the surest way to stay exactly where you are.

Today is the deadline to complete Short Story #1. I wrote it on this big dry-erase calendar that I have on my desk that I bought shortly after we moved into the new house back in September. It's up there in bold black letters, along with future deadlines for Short Story #2, #3, and #4. It's got six big black "X" marks for days I haven't written, and one note last Tuesday that says "Blog #1," because that's when I wrote my last blog. Up top, next to the printed word, "This Month's Plan," I've written Heinlein's five rules. 

My dry erase desk calendar.

I knew the short story a week goal was going to be challenging, and I knew I'd probably procrastinate, but I didn't realize how quickly I'd go looking for something, anything else to do besides sit down and write. I mean, there are plenty of excuses to be had, plenty of reasons not to write, to say I've got too much going on to focus, to say that I just want to wait until the job transition back to my old job is complete, to say that I'm tired after work, or the dogs take too much time, or there are too many other little things that need to be addressed to sit down and write.

It's all bullshit. It's the same ole same. I'm just plain scared, and that fear is manifesting as worry, busy work, and downright laziness. The only way to be a writer, so to speak, is to write.

I reread a series Dean Wesley Smith wrote about Heinlein's rules, and one thing stuck out at me that I'd never really noticed before. He said that all that fear of failure (or success, or just doing the damn work) that keeps people from writing, that keeps me from writing, should be nothing compared to the public spectacle we make of ourselves to our friends and family and anyone else we tell about our writerly aspirations and then don't write. They know we are failing. We know we are failing. I know I am failing, and not because what I write isn't good, but because I don't write, and I don't finish what I write.

Heinlein's first two rules, right there. The cause of most failed writers. 

Fortunately, the one thing I know how to deal with is procrastination, particularly my own. I've mastered this shit, going all the way back to every high school homework assignment ever. I always got them done, and I'll get this story done today. And the next, and the one after that. And I'll submit them, or self-publish them, and I'll keep on writing. 

I've got to find the joy in this, the feeling I get when I am writing and it's just fun, a damn good time, the best time I know. All the anxiety comes before I write, or after I've written some and start thinking too much. It's never present in the midst of the writing. The solution, then, is to always be writing.

Thanks for humoring me. This blog is, at times, just a place for me to spill, to organize, and to rid myself of enough of the anxiety to get back to the work. It's a good place to remind myself what I'm trying to do, who I'm trying to be, and to get back at it. I apologize for that. 

But maybe, just maybe, when I get past all this pre-writer angsty bullshit I let myself wallow in, you'll be able to tell someone, "Oh, hey, are you reading the new Joe Cleary novel? I used to read his blog back before he had any idea what the fuck he was doing!"

See you tomorrow.

Oh, hi there! I'm back with a writing goal for 2021.

So, never get a puppy if you are trying to build a new habit.

Seriously.

On the other hand, if you want to introduce an immediate dose of stress, anxiety, and sleeplessness into your otherwise excellent life, get a puppy.

That's where I've been for the last two month. I adopted Midge, and she reminded me how much work and attention puppies require. My friend, Moose, called it, and he couldn't have been more right. Fortunately, puppies also bring a lot of joy and happiness to the home, and Midge has definitely given us plenty of smiles and laughs over the holiday season, to go along with a lot of cleaning up poop and pee. It's a fair trade, I guess, since the joy will continue and the indoor bathroom cleanup should eventually come to an end.

This is Midge and the babe the day we brought her home.

Meanwhile, I haven' written anything  since the last blog. Between the puppy and the fact that Uber slowed down dramatically during this pandemic stricken holiday season, I really haven't had the time, nor the mental energy, to get myself back to the keyboard. I also let some old habits creep in as forms of stress management, and here were are, two months gone by, two weeks into 2021, and I haven't even set a goal yet. Not a single one.

So here goes, the short and sweet writer goal for 2021. Ready?

- Write a short story every week and submit for publication.

That's really it. I plan on trying to get a new blog streak going, but the primary goal for 2021 is the short story goal. If that's going well, I may be a glutton and add on, but for now I'm keeping it simple. 52 stories in 50 weeks. Yeah, I'm going to make myself make up for the two weeks I did nothing so far this year.

I think this is a great way for me to learn how to be committed to writing and learn a ton about the process, from storytelling to submission to self-publication. I'll be doing my very best to get out of my own way, and the best way I know to do that is to follow Heinlein's Rules of Writing. For those who are unacquainted, those rules are as follows:

1. You must write.

2. You must finish what you write.

3. You must not edit except to editorial order.

4. You must put what you write on the market.

5. You must keep it on the market until it sells.

Now, there are a few markets for short storied out there still, though not nearly as many as there were ten or twenty years ago. Certainly not as many as there were in the mid to late twentieth century, when a short story writer could make a good living. But there are still some places that accept short fiction submissions. Still, not everything I write will find a market.

That's where self-publishing comes in. Once a career killer, self-publishing has become a legitimate way to build a writing career over the past decade, and is a viable place for short fiction to thrive. So, once a story has made the rounds of the appropriate markets, I'll be putting it up for sale myself on various websites. I'll also be looking to publish collections of stories that are generally the same genre.

One of the things I'm considering is publishing my own monthly magazine, which will include everything I write each month in a collected volume. I'm not ready to take that step just yet. Dean Wesley Smith, a long time fiction writer with hundreds of novels and stories to his credit, publishes his work in a monthly magazine called Smith's Monthly, and even with his writing nd publishing credentials, he has ha trouble keeping up. I'm going to keep that idea on the back burner until I've proven to myself that I can hack the monthly workload.

What I will do, at the end of the year, is compile any stories that I self publish into an annual collection, along with the covers I will have to do for them, and any accompanying blog posts that relate to the stories themselves, the writing of them, the marketing for them, or just some side notes. That's right, there will be a 2021 Cleary Annual Writing Collection, and I hope it will be the first of many.

That's all for now. I'm glad to be back at this keyboard. It's been bothering me, being away. The deadline for the first short story of 2021 is midnight on Sunday, so I have six days to get the year off to a slightly belated writing bang!

See you tomorrow.